Google says, "Everyone needs to relax with these depressing questions."

"Please save it for your therapist."

California's Mountain ViewGoogle said on Tuesday that "everyone's got to chill with these depressing search inquiries," even suggesting that visitors "save it for [their] therapist" and outfitting its landing page with a pop-up alert. The pop-up stated, in part, that "Our search engine is intended for use as a tool—it's not here to serve as your personal fucking depression diary." 

It went on to say that the sheer volume of depressing queries entered into the search bar caused a strain on the engineers, algorithm, and servers responsible for answering each pitiful question with the SAMHSA crisis lifeline. We feel like we're getting punched in the stomach every time you type in "alone so so bad." We are under a lot of strain to contain all of those feelings for you. Have you ever thought about that? With items like state capitals and pictures from movie premiere red carpets, we hope to keep things lighthearted. 

Get some assistance, please, and quit unloading all of your trauma on us. We now needed to get our own therapists because things were so horrible. We implore you to follow suit. As of the time of writing, a fresh Google notice alerted users that it might suggest ending everything the next time they requested.